The Runner-Up

A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground.He doesn't seem to be breathing;his eyes are rolled back in his head.

The other guy whips out his mobile phone and calls the emergency services.he gasps to the operator :''My friend is dead! What can I do?".

The operator, in calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. First,let's make sure he's dead."

There's silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes on the line. He says :"Okay,now what?".